over the hills and far away

ill never understand why grapefruits are the way they are....its actually impossible to eat them so i always end up turning it over and sucking the juice out of it and leaving all the actual fruit. soo weird. like who invents a fruit that takes 13 times as long to cut it then the time it takes to eat it. its mental. so the other day were walkin home from class and its snowing outside and colder than a witches titty in a brass bra and were like we gotta get outta here, its frikin freeezin so were all hmm where can we go thats warm and we overhear someone say "canary islands are warm" and im like noo way i thought they werent so we come home and buy tickets for 80 euro round trip and thats that and were goin to the canaries on feb 5th for 5 days just because. we might have school. we might not. nobody really knew what the school schedule was so we just said F it were goin no matter what. so were going and gettin a tan when the rest of the world is freezin their nipples off. well i guess the rest of europe at least. some of u lucky southern california beezys are warm. now i appreciate life there. anyways imma go eat some banana pancakes like jack johnson.